

Remember that carefree life you had just a few months ago?
You know, the one where you could have a glass of wine after
work without having to think twice about it. Yeah, forget it. Now
you’ve got a new life, full of other things to ponder, such as: will
I poo myself during labour? What the heck is nesting? And will
my life ever be the same again?
Let’s start with no, your life will never be the same again. But is
that really a bad thing? In exchange for endless amounts of
time obsessing over how your bum looks in your new jeans or
how many likes your updated profile pic got, you’ll be rewarded
with a delicious newborn baby who cries, poops and loves you
more than anything in the universe. Now that’s not such a bad
trade-off, don’t you agree?
“
For anyone wondering how far
along I
am
,
I
’
m at the stage of
pregnancy where I cant look at a
puppy without crying
”
Jane, Manchester
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